yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
(Source: tasteofavery)
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE
OKAY
SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF
AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT
AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME
THIS FUCKING GUY
GOODBYE
dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch:
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
iM CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP
oh my
i dunt see it
EDIT***:
WHATTHE HELL.
…You had my curiosity…
[After]
WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!
(I’ll try it
edit
WHAT)
how did you
WHAT
im so confused what is
wait oh
[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!Oh my god
how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf
wait i dONT SEE IT SOMEONE HELP???
The amount of reblog hurts!
“The amount of reblog hurts!”
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT
So my sisters went to see Beyonce last night and got into the VIP section and my sister went that crazy that she almost pulled Beyonce into the crowd and she got this photo.
I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear
- Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
- Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
- Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
- Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
- -uncomfortable silence-
- Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
- Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
- Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
- Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
- -the pastor shifts a few notes around-
- Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
- Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
I don’t know which is worse
Doctor Who ending in my lifetime, and I eventually become uninterested due to inactivity
or Doctor Who continuing past my lifetime, and I don’t live long enough to experience the rest of it
I’m pretty sure this is how the Doctor feels about his companions…
(Source: poachy)
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
It's a S/laughter after all!: Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.
12 million! Disney can’t say no!
or the next…
(Source: charizzaaa)
What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it.
well okay then
SCIENCE
Science you’re drunk again
Science should always be drunk.
at least science is a happy drunk
fangirl-clad-in-plaid-and-chucks:
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD
excuse me but
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE IN THE FANDOM
Everybody is in this fandom idfc who you are.
I THOUGHT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR WAS IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME
I’m not in the fandom either but yeah, this is pretty great.
Wait what?
EVERYBODY IS IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM, YOU DON’T GET A CHOICE.some people are born with harry potter. some people achieve harry potter. and some people have harry potter thrust upon them.
THIS IS THE ENTIRE TUMBLR POPULATION THRUSTING HARRY POTTER UPON YOU.
FUCKING EVERYONE IS IN THE POTTER FANDOM FUCK YOU
There is no escaping the Harry Potter fandom! You are part of it no matter what you think.
(Source: worth-themonsters)
what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble
